DIE HARD'S LESSON

John MacLane should've taught us one important lesson in Die Hard. Never let the terrorists know who your friends or lovers are. If Holly Gennero hadn't been so careless with her (ex-) family portrait, a lot more hostages would've survived. But then again, they might've never blown up that helicopter with the two asshole Feds, Johnson & Johnson, behind the wheel. So don't go on myspace or friendster, ok? Cause, guess what? Your "Top 8" could become "the Late Top 8", and no one wants to see that happen to Tom.
- Hanz Gruber

"In the wrong hands, A list of your friends is a potential list of new enemies for your enemies."
-Adrian