10 NEW SEX TRICKS THAT'LL MAKE YOU POOP BLOOD!

What is it with all those women's mags? They recycle the same retarded sex advice every month with the hopes that some bored houswife will get her husband to touch her again. Guys like it when you slut it up, but do you need it printed out for you every month? Take it from Will Ferrell in Old School and just put on the Cisco CD and see what happens.