Tuesday, March 13, 2007


Upscale Buckhead salon looking for ex-sailor/fisherman for reception position. Must have stories that begin with, "AArgh, Did I ever tell you about the time me krewe and i were held captive by..." Hook hand, cursing, and scurvy a plus. Must be able to type at least 1 word a minute. Potential candidates should also be able to refrain from blushing when a demure young lady uses foul language in their presence. Familiar with Excel, Word, HTML, & pirate code. Serious replies only! No landlubbers. Pipe smoke OK. Leave the bird at home. great benefits/great pay.
contact siradrian@theholydose.thisisfake.org

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