Tuesday, March 13, 2007

STRIP CLUBS


Deciding on a strip club name can be the hardest choice a new mother ever has to make. The Dose is no stranger to (upscale ) Gentleman's clubs; we've worked tirelessly to debunk the formula for a winning name. You'll need a few basic tools, but ultimately any combination of these words will have patrons filing around the block to watch YOUR skanks undress for success.
Here's your vocab list:
TOPHAT
GOLD
PINK
SHOWCLUB
CLUB
DUST
PONY
SEX
GENTLEMEN
MAGIC
BOWTIES
PLEASURE
KITTY
REVUE
LOUNGE
UPSCALE
TREASURES
VENUS
LEOPARDS/CHEETAHS

EXAMPLES:
MAGIC GENTLEMEN BOWTIE REVUE
UPSCALE TOPHATS PLEASURE LOUNGE
VENUS LEOPARDS SHOWCLUB
GOLD PONY SEX
PINK PLEASURE KITTY
UPSCALE SEX TREASURES
HOOTERS
MAGIC PINK DUST LOUNGE
PINK TOPHAT SEX REVUE
UPSCALE GOLD GENTLEMEN SEX LOUNGE
ETC.

Try some of these or make up your own! Don't forget the $17 drinks, $12 T-bone, & the $9 ATM surcharge!

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